australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

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daftpnk:

drinking doesnt make you cool

not drinking doesnt make you cool either

you know what makes you cool

having sex with me lets focus on that

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cutthroughskin:

why wasn’t i born smart, thin, pretty, tall, or talented.

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wallygraysonwest:

my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk

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• Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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implodingnow:

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the-broken-hunter:

pizza:

an epic trilogy

so is that how you do that

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Dancing! It is a primal art form, used in ancient times, to express yourself with the body and communicate!

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rattyburville:

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

I HOPE YOU MARRIED HIM

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